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1:48am April 24, 2014
count-katula:

I really need to stop changing Socks’ design

count-katula:

I really need to stop changing Socks’ design

11:13pm April 23, 2014

do-raymi:

Do you ever wonder if you’re a good kisser?

9:56pm April 23, 2014
toastdurr:

the mirrors are all covered in motivational writing about self image so i dont have a lot to work with here

toastdurr:

the mirrors are all covered in motivational writing about self image so i dont have a lot to work with here

8:47pm April 23, 2014

Please reblog if you wouldn’t act differently around a friend if they came out as bisexual, gay, lesbian, asexual, or admitted to being trans.

9:05pm April 22, 2014

breakfastlunchpizza:

divinepainslut:

unfriendlybambi:

f-emasculata:

REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

  1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
  2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
  3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
  4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
  5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
  6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

Aww!!!

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The more you know guys. :-)

8:46pm April 22, 2014
8:40pm April 22, 2014
notcuddles:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

derring-dont:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

its ears are in front of its eyes, its brain is in backwards, its supposed to be a shorebird but lives in the woods and its wings whistle when it flies
truly a noble creature

I didn’t know about the thing with the ears or the brain, but apparently it’s true?????????

u bet ur bippy it is
also their beaks have an extra hinge, and they hunt worms via funky pelvic thrusting
woodcocks are the best and studying them in the field is a joy so long as you have a case of beer and a pair of warm socks

Woodcocks are what happens when you go to the “Create A Bird” screen and shove a bunch of the sliders to the very the most extreme positions.

notcuddles:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

derring-dont:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

its ears are in front of its eyes, its brain is in backwards, its supposed to be a shorebird but lives in the woods and its wings whistle when it flies

truly a noble creature

I didn’t know about the thing with the ears or the brain, but apparently it’s true?????????

u bet ur bippy it is

also their beaks have an extra hinge, and they hunt worms via funky pelvic thrusting

woodcocks are the best and studying them in the field is a joy so long as you have a case of beer and a pair of warm socks

Woodcocks are what happens when you go to the “Create A Bird” screen and shove a bunch of the sliders to the very the most extreme positions.

6:49pm April 22, 2014

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

stop

6:48pm April 22, 2014
meshinator:

AIR FORCE HUA

meshinator:

AIR FORCE HUA

6:21pm April 22, 2014

 Sesame Street: Reconsider Partnership With Autism Speaks

jumpingjacktrash:

hey guys, i know you get a lot of petitions going across your dash all the time. but this one is really important to me personally. even if you don’t sign, could you signal-boost it for me?

12:40am April 22, 2014

thetowndrugdealer:

When i was in grade 10 the whole school was in the cafeteria and the teachers were talking on the microphone and once it was done everyone was talking to each other waiting for the bell to ring so i signaled the teacher to pass me the microphone and all i said was “anal cavities” and you should have seen the regret in the teachers eyes when those words echoed across the cafeteria

12:11pm April 21, 2014
12:11pm April 21, 2014

SUICIDE ALERT

xnixprincipis:

I’m sorry, but this is of major importance. I don’t give a fuck if this ruins your blog, but please, excuse my language, but don’t be a dick and send some help. Please. My friend thelonepuzzle or thebluehawaiian [ yes the stitch blog ]..well you get the idea. Just. Please.

11:59am April 21, 2014

pansages420:

ok so this is a post about chest binding and a certain binder that you SHOULD NOT buy!

information and pictures under the cut but this is pretty important so if you are looking to buy a binder i strongly recommend looking at this

the binder im talking about is this one

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